![]() ![]() ![]() No, but I heard they were a little chewie. Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats?.What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?.Han Solo’s name changed when he married Leia.What was Luke’s secret codename before he got his mechanical limb?.What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?.What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?.Which program does a Jedi use to open PDF files?.Which Star Wars character travels around the world?.What’s the name of Obi-Wan’s twin brother?.What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?.What did the specter of Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?.What did Yoda say after he turned a boy turned away when he tried to order a pie from his bakery? “Dough.Why was Yoda bad at geometry? Because to him, there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles.How can you tell if a sheep has met Yoda? Dago Bah.What did Yoda say after borrowing E I E from old Macdonald? “E I E, I owe.”.What kind of car does Master Yoda drive? A Volkswagen Jedi.Did you know Yoda had a last name? It was Layheehoo.Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six, seven, eight.Baby Yoda’s first word… Probably came after his second word.What did Yoda say to Anakin on his wedding day? “May divorce be with you.”.Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?.Why did episodes four, five, and six come out before one, two, and three?. ![]() Why are there no stairs in the Death Star?īecause everyone uses the ele-vader.What do you call an evil procrastinator?.What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?.What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?.And if you get through these and still need more to laugh at? Well, there are also some pretty wild Star Wars pick-up lines. These jokes are all set a long time ago on planets we’ve only visited on-screen, but that doesn’t make them any less funny. So, we’ll have to look for other ways to lift our wookiee-lovin’ spirits. But, alas, we aren’t getting more Star Wars… at least not any time soon. And, honestly, we’d like to spend more time with the newest droid, D-O. But, it’s just not quite as cinematic or familiar as seeing Han, Rey, Leia, or Chewie. There’s The Mandalorian, which we love, and the various animated shows, which we tolerate. In order to be a Jedi, you got to know how a Jedi walks and talks.Keep the nerdy fun going long after you’ve blown through this intergalactic content! We’ve got pages packed with jokes about Harry Potter, science, computers, Pokemon, and much more.Īnyone else beginning to feel like they’re missing that galaxy far, far away? With no new Star Wars movie to look forward to this holiday season, we’re feeling a bit verklempt. "I'm in the clouds like my man Calrissian.Lando!" - RZA, Bob N I "The fly guy with the Force like Luke Sky!" - Redman, I Can't Wait "When I pulled out my Chewbacca dick she said CHEWIEEEEE!!" - Psycho Les (Beatnuts), Story 2000 "Let I breathe/ Jedi Knight!" - Jay Z, Change Clothes And Go "Hit em with the Force like Obi" - Biggie, Hypnotize Finally the day came where I could share this! January 2002 I compiled them 'cuz I loved Star Wars and hip hop. I've had these quotes saved in a text file on an old hard drive since. ![]()
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